your father is an 8 foot ninja rat

A volatile collection of hormones and stimulants waiting to explode figuratively at you. Answers to Christie/Fish/Whosit. I was gonna be a picture blog, you know. Once.
May 19 '13

Put a Symbol in my ask

‽ - I’m too shy to talk to you
✩ - You inspire me
☼ - You make me smile
☏ - I wish we’d talk more
✌- I want to get to know you
☺ - I want to be your friend
#- I want to thank you
✓ - I like you
♣ - I want to cuddle you
❀ - I think I’m falling for you
* - I want to kiss you
♥ - I’m in love with you
愛 - I love you
∞ - I want to date you
© - Will you be mine?

(Source: alltime-bro)

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May 18 '13

scrollingvaguelydownwards:

pictures-and-love-lost:

martyseamusmcfly:

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please call this. it isnt anything bad. its a fun surprise. its not like its the number to vote for UK. of course not. please vote we are lonely

isnt the number different for every country because of extensions and things 

it doesn’t really matter what the number is

everybody hates us anyway nobody will call it

pat pat 

im sure ireland will give you like four points 

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May 18 '13

i dont actually care about the eurovision i just think the way people react to it is hilarious. 

May 18 '13

martyseamusmcfly:

09015 22 52 15

please call this. it isnt anything bad. its a fun surprise. its not like its the number to vote for UK. of course not. please vote we are lonely

isnt the number different for every country because of extensions and things 

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May 18 '13
  • eurovision prediction: ireland win but bulgaria catch the snitch.

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May 18 '13

seriously i get mad about a lot of things 

i am always mad about something lets be fucking honest 

i am going to share a secret w/ you 

any marriage i have 

is only going to affect you if i invite you to the fucking wedding 

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May 18 '13

cum-fraiche:

troyesivan:

STILL TRUE

i appreciate that he used a black, lesbian couple and their beautiful black baby to illustrate this point because i am damn tired of neil patrick harris being the face of queer struggle

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May 18 '13

LEEECK MIIIICH IIIMMMMMMMMMMMM AAAARSCH 

LASST UNS FROH SEEEEEEIN

Tags: meanwhile in mozartland FOU R DAYS

May 18 '13
*bursts out of a disco ball in a shower of sparks and shouts “EUROVISION!!!!!” at you, then sprouts wings and flies off to kiss one of the backing dancers*… does that answer your question??

…. 

a little yes 

just to clarify

is it on 

now

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May 18 '13

wow is eurovision on 

i live in my bedroom this is basically all news to me

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May 18 '13
crackerhell:

alexandraerin:

shortformblog:

If you haven’t been keeping a close eye on the story in West, Texas, a lot has happened since the deadly explosion a few weeks ago. Bryce Reed (right), an early responder who was one of the first EMTs on the scene of the incident, was found in possession of an alleged pipe bomb. While he has not been charged with anything in connection with the explosion as of yet, authorities have opened up a criminal investigation into the incident since his arrest. As Talking Points Memo reports, he had a shaky personal situation in recent days.

A white guy with an Anglophone name was found with a pipe bomb in circumstances related to a blast that killed a dozen people, injured scores, and devastated a town?
No, I hadn’t actually heard anything about that. Weird.

CONVENIENT

crackerhell:

alexandraerin:

shortformblog:

If you haven’t been keeping a close eye on the story in West, Texas, a lot has happened since the deadly explosion a few weeks ago. Bryce Reed (right), an early responder who was one of the first EMTs on the scene of the incident, was found in possession of an alleged pipe bomb. While he has not been charged with anything in connection with the explosion as of yet, authorities have opened up a criminal investigation into the incident since his arrest. As Talking Points Memo reports, he had a shaky personal situation in recent days.

A white guy with an Anglophone name was found with a pipe bomb in circumstances related to a blast that killed a dozen people, injured scores, and devastated a town?

No, I hadn’t actually heard anything about that. Weird.

CONVENIENT

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